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get out of there cat. you don’t need to be washed up.
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get out of there cat. don’t you know that is bad luck. it isn’t possible for it to rain inside.
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(via sosoy)
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stop that cat. you are not mulan. your true reflection is still a cat.
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get down from there cat. you can’t read. even if it is garfield.
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cat you are drunk
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That one box is too big. That other box is too small. This box is JUST right!
you are not goldilocks. you’re not even blonde.
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get away from there cats. i’m trying to play Zelda and things will end badly if you try to catch Navi.
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get out of there cat. i’m not going to bathe you in the sink again. just stay out of the mud.
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get off there cat. you can’t drive a scooter. you’re not even european.
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that is not how you achieve enlightenment.
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Um. Yeah.
(via getoutoftherecat)





